- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked
the size of my thighs makes me so sad
*plans life around having a rich significant other*
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it